// note: this script is modified from
// a function originally written by Matt Latham
// of http://www.gigamatic.com. Mad props to Gigamatt!

var rbanner=new Array()
rbanner[0] = new Array(1)
rbanner[1] = new Array(1)
rbanner[2] = new Array(1)
rbanner[3] = new Array(1)
rbanner[4] = new Array(1)
rbanner[5] = new Array(1)
rbanner[6] = new Array(1)
rbanner[7] = new Array(1)
rbanner[8] = new Array(1)
rbanner[9] = new Array(1)
rbanner[10] = new Array(1)
rbanner[11] = new Array(1)
rbanner[12] = new Array(1)

rbanner[0] = "<p>An animal may be ferocious and cunning enough, but it takes a real man to tell a lie.</p><p style='margin-top:5px;'><strong>H.G. Wells,</strong> <em>The Island of Dr. Moreau</em></p>"
rbanner[1] = "<p>We are nothing but worms.&nbsp; But I fancy <em>I</em> am a glowworm.</p><br /><p><strong>Winston Churchill</strong></p>"
rbanner[2] = "<p>Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.</p><br /><p><strong>Confucius,</strong> <em>Analects</em></p>"
rbanner[3] = "<p>I won&#8217;t retain one blade of grass as it&#8217;s truly seen.</p><p style='margin-top:10px;'><strong>Wislawa Szymborska,</strong> <em>Travel Elegy</em></p>"
rbanner[4] = "<p>Any human thing supposed to be complete, must for that very reason infallibly be faulty.</p><p style='margin-top:5px;'><strong>Herman Melville,</strong> <em>Moby Dick</em></p>"
rbanner[5] = "<p>&#91;A&#93; streak of stupidity &#91;&hellip;&#93; fatally runs through the most competent tyranny.</p><br /><p><strong>Vladimir Nabokov,</strong> <em>Pale Fire</em></p>"
rbanner[6] = "<p>We dance round in a ring and suppose,<br />But the Secret sits in the middle and knows.</p><p style='margin-top:5px;'><strong>Robert Frost,</strong> <em>The Secret Sits</em></p>"
rbanner[7] = "<p>Reality is a staircase going neither up nor down; we don&#8217;t move, today is today, always is today.</p><p style='margin-top:5px;'><strong>Octavio Paz,</strong> <em>The Endless Instant</em></p>"
rbanner[8] = "<p>Nothing remains interesting where anything may happen.</p><p style='margin-top:7px;'><strong>H.G. Wells,</strong> <em>Preface, Seven Famous Novels by H.G. Wells</em></p>"
rbanner[9] = "<p>Something that <em>is</em> never has to prove anything. All proofs are attempts at becoming.</p><p style='margin-top:5px;'><strong>Robert Sheckley,</strong> <em>Mindswap</em></p>"
rbanner[10] = "<p>After a year, how many days in it will <em>you</em> never think of again?</p><p style='margin-top:5px;'><strong>Samuel R. Delany,</strong> <em>Dhalgren</em></p>"
rbanner[11] = "<p>All that we see or seem<br />Is but dream within a dream.</p><p style='margin-top:5px;'><strong>Edgar Allan Poe,</strong> <em>A Dream Within a Dream</em></p>"
rbanner[12] = "<p>&#91;&hellip;T&#93ruth is brief (afterward, it is all commentary).</p><p style='margin-top:5px;'><strong>Umberto Eco,</strong> <em>Foucault&#8217;s Pendulum</em></p>"

function printQuote() {
var randomize = Math.floor(Math.random()*rbanner.length) + 1
newQuote = rbanner[randomize-1]
var display = "";

display += newQuote;
document.write(display)
}