Back and Froth
Amusing exchanges.
April 3, 2006A.: Hmmm. What color?
Lanie: Fluffy.
A.: I’m going out now.
Lanie: Don’t do anything I haven’t done.
A.: We don’t need a cat. Let’s buy a dog.
Lanie: No. A dog will bark at everything in sight and hump people’s legs.
A.: Let’s buy a dog and call him Rapist.
Lanie: What are you doing? We’ll be late for the train.
A.: I’m in the bathroom.
Lanie: You have to go to the bathroom now?
A.: It’s now or never.
A.: One man’s clutter is another woman’s decoration.
A.: What’s the best pick-up line for a guy you can think of?
Lanie (after a pause): “I will spread you like cream cheese over a bagel.” Try to top that!
A. (thinks, then with a French accent): “You are like a beautiful flower. May I pollinate you?”
In an Indian restaurant.
A.: I have reached satori.
Lanie: I have reached biryani.
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